So sorry I didn't get to post my winner yesterday! It was way late by the time I got home and well, I was too tired for the ol' blog. I know, so sad. BUT! Here I am today! With a winner...
Congrats, Meredith! Send me an email at mspreppyblog at gmail dot com and I'll get the books right to ya!
I wanted to chat with you about one of my favorite parts of the day.
Lunch.
My team is pretty hilarious. Like, I think Chelsea Handler should invite us for an all teacher round table. It's that funny. Sometimes people in the office come down to our room and tell us we're too loud. And then we wonder exactly how much they heard...
Anyway, I thought I would share today's lunch experience with you. I'm warning you that it's going to be jumpy. And stream of consciousnessy. Mainly because that's how we roll. Here goes:
Lunch started when I walked in singing, Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as hiiiiiiigh...take a look, it's in a book, a reading rainbow... Because I was way excited that I found a math themed Reading Rainbow to keep in my back pocket just in case the temperature in my room became mind melting {which it did} and we all needed to take a little breather because OMG, who can work when it's 85.4 degrees in the classroom??
{Yes, I showed a video. Call me a bad teacher if you want, but seriously. We were all sweaty and I was about to die from heat exhaustion and we were all pretty much fried by 1:45. Aaannddd... I totally spent some quality time with TI on my way to school this morning and he was all, you can have whatever you like. And what I'd like is for my air to be fixed. But TI lied. I did not get whatever I like. That's the last time I'll ever trust a rapper.}
So that's how lunch started.
I ran into one of my teammies at the store the other day and while we were there, we both encountered quite the sight. So we decided to share our story with the rest of the crew. We were trying to explain how this lady looked and really, the best thing to do was use TV characters. And she looked a LOT like Xena, Warrior Princess. Sooooo tall, amazon-like, super thick and long hair...the whole shebang. So we've got Xena, Warrior Princess. Xena was pushing a toddler in a stroller who had these really big scary, sneaky eyes. Like totally mischievous. To get the point across, I turned to TV characters again. This kid was a lot like the baby from that show Dinosaurs. Only this time, they didn't catch my reference on the first try. So I had to pick up my imaginary pan and pretend to hit my friend over the head with it while screaming, "Not the momma, not the momma, not the momma!" Then they got it.
Anyway, so the whole not the momma bit took us back to our youth. Now, I'm the baby in the group. And I'm 24. One girl is two years older than me and the other is five years older than me. So when I say youth, you can think Spice Girls, Tamagotchis, Mary Kate and Ashley... You know, nineties thrills.
Well, our reminiscing took us to TGIF. Who remembers TGIF? All those great shows...Family Matters, Step by Step, Boy Meets World...Aaahh. Loved TGIF. LOVED IT. Now I have to watch my TGIF shows on TV Land.
Then after TGIF you had SNICK. You know, Saturday Night on Nick. Kenan and Kel, All That, Are You Afraid of the Dark...
So what ever happened to Kel? We all keep up with Kenan on SNL, but what about Kel? Did something happen to him? Is he OK? Cue a quick iPhone google search at the lunch table. Kel is fine! He was even on an episode of Good Luck Charlie recently. Life can go on. Oh! Remember that Good Burger movie? Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, may I take your order?
At this point we're laughing so hard we're about to pee our pants because Lord knows we haven't been to the bathroom since we left home. Someone takes a break from laughing to ask, How did we end up here, anyway?
So we work backwards {great strategy}: Good Burger...Kenan and Kel...SNICK...TGIF....Dinosaurs...Not the momma...Xena. XENA! Then we look at the clock and guess what? Our lunch time is up. Story unfinished. I'm sure you can tell that the majority of our stories remain unfinished.
Is your lunch like my lunch? Is your lunch funner than my lunch? If it is, can I visit?